lizards and jerks have alot in common

i was on a date with a perfect indian gentleman, out for pizza and beers. it was so casual, easy going, laid back, convo flowing...until...i ordered pepperoni on my pizza and proceeded to get berated for being a bad hindu. trying to not be uptight about it, i let it pass. after the date, when i am clearly UNinterested, he proceeds to stick his tongue down my throat!!! UGH. i never talked to lizard boy again.