2.27.2009

how to make a man fall in love with you....

  1. obsess about your body without him knowing you are
  2. eat pizza and drink beer in front of him to show how chill you are, but not too much that he thinks you are a fat ass
  3. dont let him know that you are actually smarter than him.
  4. act like all your best friends are only women, so they are not intimidated by your hot single guy friends that want to sleep with you
  5. never talk about kids or wanting kids
  6. tell him how great he is in bed, even though you have had better
  7. pretend that you don't want to define the relationship
  8. wear heels if he is tall and flats if he is short
  9. feed him always
  10. laugh at his bad jokes, but not too much cuz he will think you have a bad sense of humor or treat all guys like that
(this is ONLY in gest and intended to exaggerate the complexities of dating. if you choose to follow these 10 steps, you will end up with a HORRIBLE guy!)
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  1. UnknownFebruary 27, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    half way through your list, i decided i was going to comment that this post should be called "how to make a dick fall in love with you". but then you covered that in your disclaimer at the end. =P

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  2. entertainedMarch 11, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    better suited title, i agree!!!

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