2.01.2009

expect humor from match.com emails...

email inbox:
Hello! You are smoking hot! I would love to get to know you. :) Plus, you seem like a sincere, intelligent, and caring, person! I am the District Athletic Director of a very large Public School District. I believe in good people, enjoy life, love sports, love movies, good conversation, and enjoying life. I love my job, which entails being an advocate for people who do not have an advocate. I hope we can get to know one another. :) By the way, I would fly you to Vegas Anytime! :) _______


my response:
hi _____,
i just wanted to let you know (1) i am not interested and (2) you have already sent me this exact email word for word before. my advice to you is that you should attempt to write more customized emails to the objects of your affection in the future...

best of luck

1 comment:

  1. Wow... the world will never be lacking in sleazebags...

    On the flip side, this email must have worked for him in the past if he keeps re-using it. I personally don't see the appeal...

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